You ever captured a Pokemon, and you read the following when you appraise a Pokemon?
overall, your is a wonder!
Overall, your <Pokémon> looks like it can really battle with the best of them!
Overall, your <Pokémon> simply amazes me. It can accomplish anything!
You get somewhat hyped. Then you read further.
I see that its best attribute is its HP
Its best quality is its HP
Its HP is its strongest feature.
You get a little more excited, and read further.
It is matched equally by its Attack
Its Attack is great, too!
I’m just as impressed with its Attack.
You get pretty hyped, and excited because it looks like your Pokemon has a high iv-percentage.
You decide to read further.
Mystic: It is matched equally by its Defense
Instinct: Its Defense is great, too!
Valor: I’m just as impressed with its Defense
You get really excited, like how we say in Dutch (except it is translated literally) that you are going through the roof. You really think you get the 100% IV Pokemon.
BUT! Then you read this.
Mystic: I am certainly impressed by its stats, I must say.
Instinct: Its stats are really strong! Impressive.
Valor: It’s got excellent stats! How exciting!
Ever experienced that feeling?
Well, this post is where you post your troll 100% Pokemon. I’ll start with mine.