(Mega) sableye
No.
Dialga?
No.
Next hint: this Pokemon’s gem shines bright red at night and slowly flickers with the same rhythm as a human heartbeat.
Spoink?
No.
Is it…
_ _ A _ Y _ ? 
Looking good
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Aha!! I knew it was Grapyl - “the funfair hook Pokémon”.
You can see in the pic how it tries to grab that glowing red gem 
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Is that from the new games Scarlet and Violet?
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Yes - and I believe it’s going to be a regional exclusive for Antarctica. Though it may be possible to get it from the southernmost tip of Chile and Argentina… 
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Oops ignore this particular post… wrong thread 
No takers eh? 
So to reiterate,
Clue no.1: slapped arse
Clue no.2: Dr. Mark Sloan
You call this hints? For a Pokemon? 
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C’mon - it’s easy! Think laterally 
Clue no.3: Welsh football team
There is a satisfying payoff to this nonsense… but whether we actually get it is somewhat beyond my control…
Clue no.4: 
To my heart, to my heart I must be true. You better shape up…
Clue no.5: Blonde on Blonde - Side 2, Track 3
There can be no more clues until someone makes a guess (or at least another complaint) because of the 3 consecutive posts rule.