Almost hattrem, West vivillon
Blue Ridge mothim, silicobra River
Life is old there, older than the treecko
Younger than the morgrem, growing like a breeze
corphish roads, take me home
to the place I belong
West vivillon, mothim Mama
Take me home, palpitoads
after John Denver’s Take me home, country roads
Hmm 
… some of the lyrics from the zero-point scoring UK Eurovision entry from last weekend… 
“Out of the Emboars
‘chu and I
Are going to Liepard the room.”
I was Happiny in the haze of the Spotlight Hour
But Heatran knows I’m miserable now
I was looking for a shiny and then I found a Shinx
But heaven knows I’m Misdreavus now…
after The Smiths - Heaven Knows, I’m Miserable Now
“del
delcat
delcattty
(…)
del
delcat
delcatty
delcatty giraf-
delcatty giraf-
delcatty grotle und ich girafarig “
after Du Hast by Rammstein
Someday you will find me
Caught beneath a rock slide
Like a champagne Roggenrola in the sky.
I… I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts Meloetta through the air
I’m pickin’ up good vibravas
She’s trading me the exeggutors
I’m pickin’ up good vigaroths
She’s trading me the excadrills
Etc, etc.
after The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations
After Candle in the Wind - Elton John
Goodbye Normal Types
Though I never used you at all
I just loved the way you stood there
When Machamp came to brawl.
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a Litwick in the wind
Never knowing who to swap to
When the Fairy Types sent in
And I would have liked to raid you
But I was just a Level 12
My party fainted long before
The legendary did.
Last one… I promise 
After What A Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong et al.
I see Doduos of green
Red Skorupi too
I see them sparkle
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
I see Psyducks of blue
And mega Gengars of white
The bright Community day
The dark-types at night
And I think to myself
What a hundo-fuelled world
The colors of the rainbow
So pretty in the sky
Are also on the feathers
Of Ho-oh going by
I see friends making trades
Saying, “How do you do?”
They’re really saying
“What regionals have you got?”
I see babies hatch
I’ll appraise them now
If they’re not up to scratch
Then it’s off to the Prof
And I think to myself
What a shundo-ful world
Yes, I think to myself
When will Kecleon be released?
Oh yeah
I’m not creative enough to post here, but I still appreciate what you guys are doing
Okay, encouraged by that positive comment (thank you @bobbyjack8 
) here’s part of a little ditty Sex Pistols composed after contacting Niantic Customer Services
There’s no point in asking
You’ll get no reply
Just remember, they’ll make you cry
“I got no coins”, “You stole my Raid Pass”
There always talking
Out their ass.
Oh they’re so petty
Oh so petty
They’re vacant…
…and they don’t care.
Hahaha, reaaly, you choose the lyrics very well.
By casual, your not a composer?
So I was walking past my local pub the other night and some fella was belting out this tune for his go on the Karaoke 
machine…
Shundo-wall by Oasis
Today is gonna be the day
When your buddy makes a catch for you
Unfortunately knowing my luck
It’ll be a hatted pikachu
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about Meowth
And backbeat, the word is on the street
That your Gotcha has disconnected
I’m sure you’ve heard it all before
But my gameplay’s been badly affected
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about Glameow
And all the sparklies had IVs that were tiny
And all the ones that had great stats weren’t shiny
There are many throws that I would like to ‘excellent’ - but I don’t know how
I said maybe
I’ll get enough candies for a Braviary
And after all
Where’s my shundo haul?
The perfection that I always sought wasn’t raided
They only one I ever got was traded
I would like to beat Giovanni’s new line-up - but I don’t know how
I said maybe
I’ll hatch my first shiny baby
And so after all
Here’s my shundo haul…
Well done! 
Wow! Excellent pokemon version!
Blessed from heaven to his queen mother
Brought unity to red sealed morgrem
The bearer of the eternatus
The lord of the Kleavor, Morelull
The Great Kangaskhan
Called by Tentacruel
Bestowed to enrich the world
The bearer of the eternatus,
Guzzlord or the red Morelull
The Great Kangaskhan
The king of the great gogoat
The king of the Buzzwole
The scourge of the eternal Tepig
Mega kangaskhan
After: The Great Chinggis Khan by The HU. I chose the name of the pokemon in this text by finding names that were similar to the words of the lyrics
Wow, I never thought to find somebody who knows this group… 
gone a bit further on one I have done earlier
Well, the years staraptor and they don’t stonjourner
Fed to the riolu and I hit the groudon running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dub(wool)
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the back streets?
You’ll never know if you don’t go
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
Hey, now, you’re a walk star, turn your game on, go play
Hey, now, you’re a walk star, get the show on, battle raid
And all that glitters is shiny
Only shooting staryu break the mold
Is it time for a Christmas song?
Here’s my version of the Pogues ‘Fairytale of NewYork’.
I’ve crammed in over 50 references to the Pokémon oeuvre… but since it’s a duet you may have to get your buddy Pokémon to sing the Kirsty MacColl parts…
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the Professor’s Lab
The old man said to me,
“Let’s grind up some Pokémon”
And then he sang a song
Some crap by Ed Sheeran
I put my phone away
Until the Event had ended
I got a lucky one
Came in at 98 percent
I’ve got a Fletchling
This Spheal has got a scarf
So Happy Community Day
I love you shinies!
I can see a better time
When all our dreams aren’t eaten by Hypno
They’ve got Muks big as trucks
They’ve got Jynx old as the Sphinx
But the Wingulls’ and Xatus’ poop
Don’t ‘arf make a stink!
When you first took my ‘balls
On a Pallet Town street
You promised me
The Elite 4 was waiting for me
You were handsome
You were pretty
NidoQueen of Vermilion City
When Loudred finished dee-jaying
Lycanroc howled out for more
Drunken Spinda was swinging
All the Jigglies were singing
We Smoochem-ed on a corner
Then feather-danced through the night
The boys of the BDSP choir
Were singing “Gotta Catch ‘Em All!”
And the Bronzong’s were ringing out
For Christmas day
You’re a Shuckle
You’re a Ducklett
You’re an old mankey Diglett
Lying there almost fainted and requiring Burn Heal
You Budew, you Chinchou
You cheap fancy Furfrou
Happiny Christmas your ass
My game has just crashed
The boys of the BDSP choir
Still singing “Lavender Town Theme”
And the Chinglings are ringing out
For Christmas day
“I could have caught Flygon”
Well so could anyone!
You took my clothes from me
Gave me a Uniform and a free Ratatta
I kept your knickers, babe
I put them on over my own
Can’t Raid a Legendary alone
I’ve built my PvE Team around you
The boys of the BDSP choir
Still singing something (T)rubbish by Katy Perry
And the Klangs are ringing out
For Christmas day
This made me laugh out loud
