Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a DEOXY, I bet he aint PERFECT ya
He gon’ wobble a lil and find another trainer and-he won’t miss ya
He gon’ Psycho Boost and hit the zap canon like a ZEKROM
You play with them balls like it’s a GS
You on level 40 , you’re the Championn, ooh
You used to work at the pokemart
Now you pop your vetran vest for the Elite 4
(And thats Lance bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your Persian looks like an Alolhan (Eww!)
I bet that your Meowth real tired
Perfect IV!!
“Team rocket the very best like no one ever was to catch them is their real test to train them is their coarse, they will travel across the land searching far and wide, to teach Pokémon to understand the power thats inside Pokémon gonna catch them all so true they will be the destiny Pokémon ohh my Best Friend in the power that’s inside, you teach me and I teach you Pokémon gonna catch them all gonna catch them all Pokémon!”
“They came for him one wingulls Night Arrested, he was boy sweet They said there was a bunnelby His piplup has been found
They marshtomped him to the station house He waited for the deino And as they led hem to the Dustox He knew he had been woolooYou stand arceused of bunnelby he heard the bayleef say He knew without an audinoTomorrow’s light would mourn his fearow
Over the herdier and far away for ten long yampers he’ll count the daysOver the meltans and the seels A prinplupslife for him will be”
The sunflora’s dead doublade fell upon him
Taking him to the white landorus
Of empolions
Of illumise empolion illumise
The deerling and the Walrein poipole
without a rhyme
A widowed wingull torn apart by chanseys of helioptile
One last perfect vigoroth
Is still the same old slakoth
Oh crustle how I hate what I have phione
Take me home
gengar away, Ralts away, fly away
Lead me azelf to dreadnaw’s hideaway
I cannot cry 'cause the shellder cries more
I cannot die, I, a horsea for the cold world froakie me
I have but two fomantis
One for the world
One for Arceus
Save me
I cannot cry 'cause the shellder cries more
I cannot die, I, a horsea for the cold world”
In the howling wind comes a stinging rain
See it driving nails
Into the souls on the tree of pain
From the Moltres, a red orange glow
See the face of fear
Running scared in the valley below
The sky
The sky Beldum in the blue sky Beldum in the blue sky Beldum in the blue Beldum in the blue
In the locust wind comes a rattle and hum
Jacob wrestled the angel
And the Gardevoir was overcome
You plant a Bulbasaur
You raise a Volcorena
See them burning crosses
See the flames higher and higher
The sky
The sky Beldum in the blue sky Beldum in the blue sky Beldum in the blue Beldum in the blue
Yeah, alright, hold you
See, this guy comes up to me
His face red like a rose on a thorn bush
Like all the colours of a royal flush
And he’s peeling off those dollar bills
Lapping them…
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
Infect me with your Luvdisc
Fill me with your poison
Take me, t-t-take me
Wanna be your Victini
Ready for Abomasnow Katy Perry E.T.
Second one for 2020, first one for me this year, featuring the newest album of my favourite band:
Now you`ve been ducklett in
For eternatus earthrise and wooper
A wailord through aipoms
Story unheard hippowdon at the Earth
Yours the whole grimmsnarl of heavens
A Shinx that sailed home
You’re with us, face of the night
Singing through the morn for munna
I want to sinistea
You`re home now, outward urge
As with every drowzee chimchar
We want to come with you
SomeBeldum once told me
The Wailord is gonna Ralts me
I ain’t the shuppet tool in the shedinja
She was looking kingdra dumb
With her fletchinder and her thumb
In shape of an “L” on her florges
We’re no Staryu to Luvdisc
You know the riolu and so do I
A full combusken’s what I’m thinking of mewtwold’nt Ghetsis from any other Gabite
And I jynxwanna tell mew You how I falinks
Wanna make mew understand
Never gonna give mewcut
Never gonna let mewdive
Never gonna run aron and desert mew
Never gonna make mew cry
Never gonna seel gabite
…
Ode to strange eggs
I knew you were Trubbish when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I’d never been
Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, Trubbish, Trubbish, Trubbish
Oh, oh, Trubbish, Trubbish, Trubbish Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble